| Freddie: | The British band ONE DIRECTION- |
|---|---|
| Me: | There. Is. An. Irish. One. Too. |
| The Boys: | *walk in room* |
| Me: | *has seizure from their beauty, falls off chair, foams at the mouth and enters five second coma* |
| Carly: | Blah blah blag jungle worms- |
| Me: | What the heck is a jungle worm.. |
| Harry: | I'm thirsty. See any water? |
| Me: | YOU CAN HAVE MY WATER HARRY I'LL GET YOU SOME |
| Louis: | *touches Harry* oh there's some |
| Me: | LARRY STYLINSON |
| Harry: | *drinks water* *does little gun dance* |
| Me: | OH GOD YOU SEX GOD HOW DOES ONE DRINK WATER AND STILL LOOK PERFECT AND OHMYGOD NEVER STOP DANCING YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. |
| skip forward blah blah | |
| Harry: | UGGHHH UGHGHUHH UGHHHH i feel cold. will someone hold me? |
| Me: | I VOLUNTEER |
| Louis/Zayn/Niall: | noo.... |
| Me: | BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY FOR EACH OTHER |
| blah blah skip forward | |
| Harry: | fruit cubes/sock/blah blah |
| Me: | DONT TOUCH HER! FILTH! EWWW AHHH DONT TOUCH HER HARRY!!! |
| Sam: | should i get the butter sock? |
| Zayn: | Did she say butter sock? |
| Liam: | A sock? |
| Louis: | Full of buttah?!?! |
| Me: | YOU ARE PERFECT CREATURES.!! |
| blah blah | |
| Niall: | Does it involve butter socks? |
| Me: | SEXY IRISH LEPRECHAUN I LOVE YOU |
| The Boys: | *sing like angels and look like sex gods* |
| Sam: | *drags Zayn into elevator* |
| Me: | ................................................ somebody has the right idea................ |
| then the episode ended and i felt like it only lasted 5 minutes and now im patiently waiting for SNL to start and it better start soon before i die |
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Means blueberry.❤ Born in Poland(:
Live in a little state shaped as a mitten! ❤ Music is my life. ♪
♔ Stay calm & Love 1d
